Dear Customer

I received a strange letter in the mail today.

Dear Customer,

We hope you will enjoy this product
Thank you for buying this product
We hope this product will bring you joy
We know it’s not always easy
We know that the world is going to hell in a handbasket
Thank you purchasing this product
For optimum performance and safety, please read these instructions carefully
If you don’t do this, we aren’t responsible for what might happen
Responsibility is a funny thing
It floats around and attaches itself to the most unlikely objects
You never know where it’s going until it gets there
We’re hoping this product will help
We made this product especially for you
We’ve been following your life from day one
It’s been slow, but there’ve been a few interesting bits
There have been times it’s been hard not to jump in with advice
We know this product won’t be enough
But don’t take it for granted

Comments

[neva]

now that's just weird. but in a good way. in a weirdly good way. ...or should i say funny? a weirdly funny yet kind of good way? or, maybe not so much good, but weirdly funny yet interesting way? no. it's just weird.

[schmutzie]

I think I want that product, too. Where can you get them?

[kdunk]

people should write more letters

[roo]

I've been waiting all my life for a product like that.

Or should I say, I've been waiting with this product for my life like that?