The Greatest Love Mystery of Our Time

Does he love her? Does she love him? Is she a wild child or is she really as intellectual as her spectacles suggest? Is she styling her hair now to make her look less dudelike? He's an idiot, isn't he? Or is he a smart jock? Did he accept a challenge to turn her into prom queen? Did he win? Is that how their love bloomed? Does he still have that V-cut shirt? Why does he part his hair so far over? Do their kids know how famous their folks are? Are they kinda pissed that the ad describes their beautiful union in such an incredulous manner? With a question mark AND an exclamation point?!

Comments

[Mo]

YES! YES! Finally, someone addresses the questions that have been haunting me for what seems like years! Thank you! Now, someone please answer them.

[slouching mom]

ozma, you're back. and may i say in fine form! contented sigh.

[Clio Bluestocking]

Did he love her because she DID NOT look like the prom queen? Did they end up divorced, caught in a nasty custody battle, and bringing younger, hotter dates with them to family court?

Oh, Ozma! You are back! Yea!

[ozma]

I hope ya'll read the posts. I will link to the real story but you gotta click through to the link.

[Jenn]

I just love that I am not the only one who has, despite my best efforts to ignore the marketing, been concocting a deep psychological novel about those two characters.

Yes. Yes. YES. Speak to me, Ozma.